Lies other parents tell you

1. Their kid slept through the night at six weeks

2. Their kid never watches television

3. Their kid was potty-trained at 18 months

4. Their kid loves brussel sprouts

5. Their kid asks to go to bed at 7:30 p.m. every night

6. They never let their kid cry

7. They never hide from their kids

8. They never bribe their kids with sugar or tv to get them to put their shoes on, stop yelling, hold still for a diaper change, etc