I swear the brothers cuellar were in cahoots on Friday. Plotting. The goal was "don't let mom have any time to herself." And they were beyond successful. Except for four minutes. I got four minutes. I didn't know when MY time would begin or end so I simply made the best of it.
What I accomplished in four minutes:
1. I gave myself a very shitty and uneven bang trim (see above)
2. I made love to a Reese's chocolate peanut butter heart
3. I applied five-year old toner to my face
4. I contemplated washing dirty dishes, taking out the trash, applying chapstick and running away from home.
5. I stood in my filthy kitchen and enjoyed the last bit of quiet.
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