manicures

manicures are apparently second only to water boarding. not surprisingly, nelson has infinite more patience then i do for this sort of grooming. he deserves a prize for each clipped fingernail and toenail as this sort of wiggling and general despair can take almost an entire day to complete. i've avoided responsibility for this task from the very beginning as i feel like lenny when doing something that takes this amount of precision. you should probably not ask me to operate on you or be your partner when playing operation.